You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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