Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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