But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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