i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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