One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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