You just made me feel so damn special
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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