He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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