Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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