Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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