ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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