ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I need moral support for this bender
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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