Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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