hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
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Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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