Midget sex pt 2 tonight
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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