Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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