I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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