my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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