didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
this beer tastes like vomit already
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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