He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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