I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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