If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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