He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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