I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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