i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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