we have officially lost it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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