Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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