scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Mom said you looked used
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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