Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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