strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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