come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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