Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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