She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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