Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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