Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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