I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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