it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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