He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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