and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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