i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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