It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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