im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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