Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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