no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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