You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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