Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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