The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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