does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We don't watch enough power rangers
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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