Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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