so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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