If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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